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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:54
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
Manny Machado, pitching power Padres to series win over Brewers - San Diego Union-Tribune
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
An AIDS orphan, a pastor and his frantic search for the meds that keep her alive - NPR
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What was Easter day like for you as a child?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
US tycoon pours $100mn into Trump crypto project after SEC reprieve - Financial Times
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Former Red Sox All-Star Designated For Assignment One Day After Season Debut - NESN
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
No go.
Jury In Harvey Weinstein Rape Retrial Set To Start Deliberations Wednesday – Update - Deadline
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
As it happened: GC showdown in the high mountains at stage 7 of Critérium du Dauphiné - Cyclingnews
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
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No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
NYC Renters Brace for Price Hikes After Broker-Fee Ban - Bloomberg
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post